Let’s talk magnetic energy (and bowel movements) Ever tried to flirt when you’re really constipated? That desperate smile? The clenched jaw? The sheer amount of trying involved? That’s exactly what forcing your magnetism in business looks like. It’s not sexy. It’s not effective. And it sure as hell isn’t aligned. So if you’ve been showing […]
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How to Attract Clients Who Actually Pay You
Let’s be honest. Some of your current clients? They’ve got Mercury Retrograde energy all year round. They pay late, show up with drama, and treat your boundaries like vague suggestions. And here’s the thing — you attracted them. But before you stage a cosmic intervention (or rage sage your entire laptop), let’s talk energy. Because […]
How to Attract Clients on Instagram Without Becoming a Hashtag-Addicted Zombie
Ever found yourself staring at your Instagram caption wondering if adding #highvibeentrepreneur again will finally summon a client? Same. It’s time we had a lovingly sarcastic intervention: You don’t need to post like some random guru with a crystal collection to attract dream clients. You need to post like you. Let’s resurrect your soul (and […]
Which Affirmations Actually Attract Clients – And Which Ones Just Confuse the Universe?
You’re standing under the full moon, palo santo in one hand, amethyst in the other, whispering, “I am a radiant unicorn of abundance.” Cute. But also… confusing. If your affirmations sound like a cross between a fantasy novel and a Pinterest board, it’s time for a cosmic reality check. Because while the Universe does respond […]